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CREEPERS - No-one is safe!




DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Damen

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce


TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


ALCOHOL - CAUSE NO GOOD STORY STARTS WITH EATING A SALAD


TAGS: booze
Rating: 4.7/5

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440wakeup - November 2, 2011, 9:37 pm
Or "END" with "TOSSING" a salad.


KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




FACEBOOK MISUNDERSTOOD -


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.36/5

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Sh8kes - September 29, 2012, 11:32 am
She's kinda h**... better ways to knock a b**** out though, than to hit her with a book


FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


THE CULPRIT IS FOUND -


TAGS: booze ****tails
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - November 3, 2011, 12:37 pm
I'll be able to sleep better now
Greeny - November 2, 2011, 9:16 pm
What's the lesson here? Oh yeah, Scotch on the Rocks - it even cures big head aches
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 8:06 pm
I just went through all my 250 posters. You're good.
Airman - November 2, 2011, 7:25 pm
this joke came in to me via email this am, so I made it a motifake.. I did not check to see if it had been done before.. so if I did, sorry.. just too lazy to check
the1stCOMMI3 - November 2, 2011, 6:25 pm
I think you stole my idea. Then again, I got so many posters I can't really tell for sure. 5L though.


BETTY WHITE - Still laughs at the thought of Chuck Norris


TAGS: boom
Rating: 3.74/5

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ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


AND SPARKLES DESTROY VAMPIRISM. -


TAGS: twilight books saga
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:05 am
First we'll pay and then we'll pay some more. Does anyone know the score, I'm so f*cking board.
EmilioDumphque - July 24, 2012, 1:39 pm
...and Rock is dead! (Long live Paper and Scissors)
minerva1961 - July 18, 2012, 1:32 pm
Someone forgot to take his happy pill this morning.
AcidRain - July 18, 2012, 9:41 am
Ain't that the truth.


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




Charge it -


TAGS: look book where charge it
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ism - April 23, 2013, 10:45 pm
C.I.S.P.A. cant Monitor & Control the Book... We should Burn It...
Krickit - April 23, 2013, 8:11 pm
OMG! WTF is u? 5


THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm
LOL!


REALY STUPID PEOPLE - you know they exist if signs like this do


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.78/5

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Axis - August 9, 2012, 3:40 pm
true...lol
TerrorAustralis - August 9, 2012, 6:01 am
if you dont try, you'll never know what you cant do.
FrznHt - April 29, 2012, 10:11 pm
Um... maybe I shouldn't mention that really is spelled wrong.


Books -




The library -


TAGS: libraries kindle nook internet ebooks
Rating: 4.47/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:47 pm
There used to be a librarian at my local library that was super beautiful. She wasn't just cute, she was bond girl h**!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 9:18 pm
lol
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:24 pm
Who said we're not agreeing with you? That librarian IS awful cute.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 19, 2013, 12:13 am
Lol, no I wasn't serious :D I was going for sarcasm. I don't express it very well through the internet.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:13 pm
You can buy them secondhand, third-hand, or fourth-hand without paying full retail price, and if you ever have too many, you can actually sell them.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:12 pm
You forgot the fact that they don't crash, get corrupted for no d*** reason, give anyone crap about file formats, require batteries, run out of batteries, are shockproof, have a page seek time as fast as you can flip them, you can put bookmarks in them...
mikeloeven - July 17, 2013, 1:56 pm
because you can get a book and bring it anywhere without being restricted to choosing one e reader over another because of bull**** DRM technology is really not that good
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 11:03 am
So why do we still have them? Because we're sentimental; so we can go to the library and pay a visit to that exceptionally attractive librarian with glasses, and them pretend that we've never been to a library before :-D


NINJA SKILLS! - The ability to pass out while puking and not spill your Guinness!


TAGS: vomit puke funny bukiboo guinness
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:52 pm
And i thought only Canadians could take a nasty fall without spilling their beer
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
But this is a d*** admirable feat.
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 10:48 pm
HA! Not a chance in hell I'd fall asleep with a full glass! I drank a hell of a lot there... 12-20 Guinness per night. (not covered in the per-diem... but, if you've seen Reno chicks, you'd have to drink, too.
ICEMAN - February 19, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aggy, pic from your vacation???
Chillax - February 19, 2010, 3:54 pm
Unfortunately, the story ends with the ninja getting backed over by the guy in the minivan. Hey, can I still have the Guinness?


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


FACEBOOK - You know it's bad when you've been poked more times on Facebook than you have in real life.


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:38 am
I hate it when the people who poke me and complain to me in person that I haven't returned the poke. I reply, "I'm sorry, but Facebook doesn't have a 'bat-to-your-friend's-face' option.That's how you get rid of friends on Facebook :)


I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


THE BOOK REQUIRES IMAGINATION - The movie shows you what to think


TAGS: book movie
Rating: 4.84/5

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CPTinshano - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm
Exactly!
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 2:38 pm
Excellent


ALCOHOL - Remember the first time you had a little too much to drink? Neither do I.


TAGS: alcohol beer booze lol drunk
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:53 am
Shoo, the last time i remember being drunk was last night and thats about as far back as i can remember
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:31 am
I do. Trying to ride a bike & collect for your paper route while tanked on malt liquor was a b****.


SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.


TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.


FACEBOOK - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: facebook lol
Rating: 3.67/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 29, 2011, 6:09 pm
are "you're doing it worng" jokes still around? They seemed like a little internet fad


CSI CANADA - Season - 1 Episode - 1 Verdict - Canceled


TAGS: canada csi aboot
Rating: 3.86/5

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CANADA - November 12, 2009, 5:24 pm
you should have sen what happened when they found them....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:20 pm
I thought that show was called North of 60. Hmm...maybe that was my cholesterol.
spacedog - November 12, 2009, 2:14 pm
Aboot a size ten eh.
Sean - November 12, 2009, 2:13 pm
Hey R@per if you happen to encounter any rogue mooses in the next little while, remember this tip: play dead ... by lying face down with yer arse up in the air. Just trust us on that, eh?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:30 pm
Asking fer some cement overshoes eh ra**r?.......concrete galoshes?...........Paper Mache Mukluks?
LogicDude - November 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
Just wait until the Canadian Motifake Mafia hears aboot this one, eh? 5 Meese!


LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)


FACEBOOK FRINEDS -




IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




FACEBOOK - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: face book doing wrong
Rating: 2.62/5
HtD - December 30, 2008, 11:41 pm
Good book though.
FAIL COP - July 22, 2008, 1:57 pm
The Book is Backwards. You Fail at ph**ochopping.


EVERYTHING IS GETTING A GRITTY REBOOT. -


TAGS: dora the explorer gritty reboot
Rating: 4.86/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 22, 2013, 11:21 pm
This is the type of movie that was made to be watched drunk and high.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:18 pm
... I might actually pay to see this. I won't guarantee I would be SOBER, but I might pay to see this.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2013, 5:06 pm
Hasta la vista, baby. that's Spanish for "Goodbye, baby."
nicholsjoshua15 - April 7, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thanks for the five stars. Dora has gone bad-ass on all of us.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 4:26 pm

She's even doing the 'tough-guy walk away' thing. Nice one. 5Ls for the boooom.


THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




HAPPINESS - Is a man, a woman, and a bounce castle.


TAGS: bounce happiness ***bs castle funny
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - October 16, 2011, 2:59 pm
nice first try...


FACEBOOK ASSIMILATION. -


TAGS: faecbook timeline borg assimilation
Rating: 5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5olid truth!


START OF AN EPIC STORY -


TAGS: party booze
Rating: 4.57/5

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Justflipit - September 18, 2011, 4:22 am
As I sat there eating my salad I suddenly felt the ground tremble and then.. BAM! Something crashed in our backyard.. As I nommed on a slice of tomato walking towards the mysterious object I realized I was looking at a spaceship. Taking another bite.. I..
Sean - September 16, 2011, 3:31 pm
Sadly ... me. And I thought I asked you NEVER to bring that up again?!? Or maybe I just MEANT to but never got around to it. Ah well.
Feasibly - September 16, 2011, 11:57 am
Who knew Tiger Woods had a hat like that?
Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:01 pm
But "tossing a salad" ... I think you'll agree, is a bird of a different feather. No?


CHARACTER DESIGN - Some are easier than others


TAGS: ***bs game character
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

CloudchaserS - September 4, 2011, 12:50 am
Krystal in Starfox is an exception. Her head looks a little big, but she otherwise has a nice, realistic design. It's OK, everybody's furry for Krystal


REALIZATION - It was at that point when Timmy realized that wasn't the bus to summer camp...




TURN THE PAGE - I swear, you are the slowest reader ever!


TAGS: cat book turn page
Rating: 4.54/5

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GaryO - March 18, 2015, 8:42 am
Why I didn't fav this when I first saw it, I have no idea.


GET A JOB -


TAGS: job booth occupy movement dispersal
Rating: 4.02/5

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premiumgrade - October 4, 2013, 4:27 am
I wish I could give you more than five. And, you're right. They can't get work...for 15 bucks an hour.
elf - May 19, 2013, 2:01 pm
Confusing cause and effect. Their not in the occupy movement because they don't want to work; they're in the occupy movement because they want to work but can't get hired.
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:14 pm
Don't feel like moving to China for a buck an hour.


IRISH ROULETTE -




BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available


TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 2.1/5

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NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
Gross.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.


SPANISH SAYING; BOOKS ARE HINDRANCES TO PERSISTING STUPIDITY -




PARENTAL TIP #666 - There are some books that your toddler should not be exposed to at such an early age


TAGS: exorcist 666 books toddler exposed
Rating: 4.86/5

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Nissta - April 12, 2012, 7:56 pm
I cant help thinking that there's a film in this somewhere


COURAGE - do you have enough of it to stick your hand in the box and pull out a bottle


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.78/5

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Axis - May 4, 2012, 3:17 pm
thankx
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 8:09 am
Good One.


GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




FACEBOOK - If life is getting complicated, just escape from reality and visit it!


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.22/5

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MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




IF I HATE YOU - You don't deserve to know why


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.5/5

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fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5o true


NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:39 pm
... Wouldn't that artillery squad be the only people who would ever read it?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


FACEBOOK - It Never Forgets !!


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.36/5

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zoomer296 - January 7, 2013, 8:04 pm
Well said.


FRIDAY THE 13TH - Today you can scream with no shame


TAGS: friday 13th booh
Rating: 3.36/5

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CleverUserName - November 10, 2013, 9:42 am
Wow boinger. Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong; Wrongity Wrong. It's from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. If you're gonna give low lions because of a wrong movie; make sure you're not the wrong one. #FridayThe13thFan
boinger - September 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
That is from the movie "House", not the friday movies 1L


STICKS & STONES -


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)


JUST BECAUSE -




A Woman, A Book, & A Boat -




FACEBOOK UPDATE - He did take his time in his house...just too much




GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right


TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

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MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)


JUSTICE - If only the Boondock Saints were real, the world would be a better place.


TAGS: boondock saints justice
Rating: 3.75/5

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zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:20 pm
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.
zoomer296 - January 31, 2013, 7:18 pm
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. (Continued.)
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
Last warning boeweizer.
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 2:08 am
No political talk here. Politifake.org ony. Thank you.
boeweizer - January 2, 2010, 2:06 am
would they kill obama or just his advisers?
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 7:08 pm
Saints are still UNDEFEATED! BAM!
Reason - October 20, 2009, 4:38 pm
they are a little nuts, DZ but you have to admit that prayer is badass.
DZ - April 12, 2009, 5:24 am
I would definetely appreciate a little vigilantism... But not by two religious nutbags.... Cool movie anyway!
KRoNiK - February 4, 2009, 11:08 pm
Poster is an epic win
Sean - December 27, 2008, 1:42 am
Great movie.


PAIN -


TAGS: little drunken squirrel passed out with booze beer bottle commi3
Rating: 4.66/5

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MashiMashi - November 18, 2011, 9:35 pm
Add red-wine too it and its my sisters way of saying just watch me
Greeny - November 17, 2011, 9:35 pm
Nice!


FIFTH PRINTING OF BEST SELLER - A Good Read


TAGS: bookmark not included
Rating: 4.65/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 12:59 pm
It's actually simple to figure out; uuuuuuuh....
CloudchaserS - September 29, 2012, 12:02 am
Some say that men are from Mars. Not true. There is no beer, p*** or sports on Mars, so men can't be from there.
maoworks2 - September 28, 2012, 2:56 pm
That's A Good One And True !
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 2:20 pm
Heh heh, I got that very book and passed it on A great read, I might add.
ughomer - September 28, 2012, 1:40 pm
Thanks, Mariand!!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 1:35 pm
nice one... watch out these days... I "cook" something on this subject...hehehe


MAKE THE BEST - Of What You Have.




WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - ...God Sent the Arsonist


TAGS: https www facebook com
Rating: 3/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:26 am
Or Boyd Crowder got pissed... :)
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 9:54 pm
The pixelated image filter must be broken...


FACEBOOK - "Hey! I just added my 2000th friend on Facebook!" "Where do you know him from?" "He's the friend of the friend of the friend of my cousin's friend!"


TAGS: facebook friends
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:12 pm
Now we know how the herpes virus got in the neighborhood. 5L's for the "shop" skills


FACEBOOK - So addictive.




superhero mom -


TAGS: mask boots handcuffs
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 5, 2016, 9:53 am
LMAO!! Outstanding! ^^^^^Up


FACEBOOK - Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004




YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!


TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


HARRY POTTER - The kids book even cats like, sad, pathetic, single cats.


TAGS: cats harry potter reading books
Rating: 3.56/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:18 pm
It would be even funnier if the cat looked like McGonnagal.
SerpentMaster - April 16, 2010, 2:00 am
i like it


THE MAXX - Coolest homeless person EVER!




America -


TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple


STATUS UPDATE -


TAGS: face book facebook status update
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:56 pm

I did read it, sadly you will not be missed
the1stCOMMI3 - August 25, 2011, 6:10 pm
i'm sorry, how is it that your username even passed the registration?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
Hey, sorry about that.. but do you think you could read my name to yourself?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
Dood, I f***ing swear you get all of your **** from the Android Market's Funny Jokes app. GTFO HOE.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:46 pm
Would've been better if you used Twitter, but still funny.
sidestep22 - August 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Wow! So wrong and impressive all at the same time.. 5Ls


365 FOOLS -




MIXED MESSAGES - it's better just to go with what seems more legit


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:11 am
A Lot Of People Do this It's The Way We Are.


RELIGION -




RACE RELATIONS - Black people totally don't like it when you read on the subway




ORANGE KITTY - is dreaming about taking your soul


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.33/5

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FACEBOOK - TRUST ME, IT'S MORE EFFECTIVE THAN FACEPALM -




FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.


ADDICTION -




F A C E B O O K - A place where anyone can stick their nose in anyone's business.


TAGS: facebook my space twitter youtube
Rating: 3.56/5

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vader - August 13, 2010, 1:44 pm
the rating of the pic proves that there are way to much people at facebook. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:44 pm
5 true dats


WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!


TAGS: superman captain america thor dc comics marvel comic book
Rating: 4.11/5

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P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture


HIPSTER BUNNY SAYS - Your Facebook posts are lame...




DEFINE AWKWARD - that moment when you find out your pokemon dose more than fighting


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 2.75/5

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Axis - May 28, 2012, 9:47 pm
one of the reasons why you need to keep them in there pokeballs I guess lol :)


PROFILE PICS CAN BE LIKE ICEBERGS; - THERE'S A WHOLE LOT MORE MASS THAN WHAT YOU ARE SEEING...


TAGS: iceberg fat fake facebook myspace google
Rating: 3.69/5

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Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 6:53 pm
A 3 for all the potential beauty.


HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!


TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


FACEBOOK - Making stupidity more accessible.




DINNER FOR ONE -


TAGS: trekkies solo dinners trekkies cookbook
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 12:32 pm
Good one RL. I'm surprised that this book is written by William Shanter. A must look at movie is "Fanboys". Hilarious - Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
HAHA, can I just get the book without meeting the Author...? lol Niiice...
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:33 pm

yeah ice i know...thats why i used trekkies :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
Oh yeah, I believe they prefer the term 'Trekker' now. Don't ask how I know.
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:46 pm
Subtle, RL, subtle.
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:51 pm
Hilarious RL. Anyone know where I can find some fresh grawploks? 5 lonely lions.


C-L-A-S-S -




MARION THE LIBRARIAN - I'M LOVING IT


TAGS: books
Rating: 4.4/5

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Commando Baboon -


TAGS: baboon guns
Rating: 3.47/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 5:03 pm
fits to today's calendar theme too ;)
beesladesh - October 21, 2009, 1:57 am
I LOLed too. Big time; this was good. =D
Nomad - November 16, 2008, 2:47 pm
I LOLed


I DONT NORMALLY HAVE HAIR - but when i do, it's blue




PACMAN -


TAGS: packman islam taboo reason funny
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:07 am
Yes, you are. But wow, EPIC face palm. 5L anyway.
Hawamleh - August 1, 2010, 8:49 pm
I Misspelled pacman... wow i really am a retard..
rerun - August 1, 2010, 3:42 pm

laughing when I approved this, didn't even notice the tag....oops


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